"Back off man, I'm a scientist...who knows ghosts"

"Sister first, Wife second, Liberal always"

"idk if you should pick on me being a millennial"

"Dad, bro, love hockey, pizza and human rights"

"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. "

"some of y'all act like you're in some culture war"

"Things aren't a hoax b/c they inconvenience you!!"

"I'm all for helping people, but Socialism? Nope!"

"Perserverance is key. "

"Classy, Sassy Libertarian"